Blandness is cold, cold treachery.
STEP OUT FROM THE COLD FOREVER WITH DAMIEN
Damien is a craftsman. A chef. A non-buff health buff. He grew up on a farm in a jungle on an island. He’s a pilot with a sailboat. His dog is a very, very good boy.
A simple man with infinite complex layers, Damien believes perfection is attained through balance - in life and on tongue. Heat with flavour. Sweet with tart. Mystery with transparency. He will never call, but always be there for you. With Damien in your life, you will never eat a dull meal again.
A simple man with infinite complex layers, Damien believes perfection is attained through balance - in life and on tongue. Heat with flavour. Sweet with tart. Mystery with transparency. He will never call, but always be there for you. With Damien in your life, you will never eat a dull meal again.
HOW DAMIEN WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
When you take Damien as your spicy new love, you open yourself up to your tastiest life. He will make you feel hot, excited, alive - do strange things to your eggs, and unleash your pizza pie. Be warned: to know Damien is to want him. Because his solemn and humble promise is to change your entire life. He is The One. Have him.
YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR PIZZA ON A LEASH?
NOT MY PROBLEM.
OH HELLO, SAUCINESS
Damien sells only two handcrafted hot sauces, because each one takes 20 dedicated years to perfect, and he’s not yet 60 years of age. Both are made from natural ingredients. No sugar added. No salt. No powders to dehydrate this brief existence.
SAUCES WILL BE BACK IN STOCK BY LATE MAY - DO NOT DESPAIR, FRIENDS!
WHAT TO SAUCE THESE SAUCY SAUCES WITH
HOTEL OSCAR TANGO: Savour it on pizza, eggs, or anything grilled. Off fingers or thighs. In soups and stews. Habaneros go really well with tomatoes and/or everything.
LIMA ZULU: Boldly add it anywhere you squeeze a lime: fish tacos, guac, salsa, curries. On lemon sorbet. And please make Ceasars with it, for the love of all that’s holy.
GENERAL RULES TO LIVE BY: Either sauce can be mixed with other condiments if you’re into spectacular things. Dip fries or chips into mayo with Lima Zulu. Add Hotel Oscar Tango to BBQ sauce and your life will instantly become more complete. Increased prosperity and vitality will likely follow whatever choices you make.
LIMA ZULU: Boldly add it anywhere you squeeze a lime: fish tacos, guac, salsa, curries. On lemon sorbet. And please make Ceasars with it, for the love of all that’s holy.
GENERAL RULES TO LIVE BY: Either sauce can be mixed with other condiments if you’re into spectacular things. Dip fries or chips into mayo with Lima Zulu. Add Hotel Oscar Tango to BBQ sauce and your life will instantly become more complete. Increased prosperity and vitality will likely follow whatever choices you make.
I used to think FISH tacos were
just tacos with fish in them.
BUY DAMIEN’S SAUCES
The map below - made by real computers - will lead you to one of our mind-blowingly impressive retail partners. Single bottles and 2-packs can be purchased online through Amazon Prime with all the free shipping. For larger purchases, be bold and email orders@damiens.ca
Sell Damien's SAUCES
If you’re interested in selling Damien’s Sauces, you will have our eternal adoration. Or a close approximation of it. Just drop us a note at wholesale@damiens.ca