Blandness is cold, cold treachery.
SAD ANNOUNCEMENT TIME:
UNFORTUNATELY AFTER 10 YEARS IN BUSINESS WE ARE GOING TO BE WINDING THINGS DOWN. CONDITIONS HAVE BECOME TOO DIFFICULT TO PRODUCE OUR PRODUCT AND MANAGE A PROFIT. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS. IT'S BEEN A VERY FUN RIDE. WE DO HAVE SOME REMAINING STOCK WE'D LIKE TO SELL BY THE CASE AT A STEEP DISCOUNT. IF INTERESTED, PLEASE WRITE US AT [email protected]
STEP OUT FROM THE COLD FOREVER WITH DAMIEN
Damien is a craftsman. A chef. A non-buff health buff. He grew up on a farm in a jungle on an island. He’s a pilot with a sailboat. His dog is a very, very good boy.
A simple man with infinite complex layers, Damien believes perfection is attained through balance - in life and on tongue. Heat with flavour. Sweet with tart. Mystery with transparency. He will never call, but always be there for you. With Damien in your life, you will never eat a dull meal again.
A simple man with infinite complex layers, Damien believes perfection is attained through balance - in life and on tongue. Heat with flavour. Sweet with tart. Mystery with transparency. He will never call, but always be there for you. With Damien in your life, you will never eat a dull meal again.
HOW DAMIEN WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING
When you take Damien as your spicy new love, you open yourself up to your tastiest life. He will make you feel hot, excited, alive - do strange things to your eggs, and unleash your pizza pie. Be warned: to know Damien is to want him. Because his solemn and humble promise is to change your entire life. He is The One. Have him.
YOU WANNA KEEP YOUR PIZZA ON A LEASH?
NOT MY PROBLEM.
OH HELLO, SAUCINESS
Damien sells only three handcrafted hot sauces, because three is a number with mystical properties that we are quite sure adds to the mystique of our sauces. They are made from only natural ingredients. No sugar added, and only the barest minimum of salt for the roasting of vegetables in the Romeo Papa. One day we may have four sauces, then all this shall change.
WHAT TO SAUCE THESE SAUCY SAUCES WITH
HOTEL OSCAR TANGO: Savour it on pizza, eggs, or anything grilled. Off fingers or thighs. In soups and stews. Habaneros go really well with tomatoes and/or everything.
LIMA ZULU: Boldly add it anywhere you squeeze a lime: fish tacos, guac, salsa, curries. On lemon sorbet. And please make Ceasars with it, for the love of all that’s holy.
ROMEO PAPA: If you're looking to add depth to any meal, then look no further. This sauce is deeper than that famous philosopher person you sometimes quote.
GENERAL RULES TO LIVE BY: Each sauce can be mixed with other condiments if you’re into spectacular things. Dip fries or chips into mayo with Lima Zulu. Add Hotel Oscar Tango to BBQ sauce and your life will instantly become more complete. Increased prosperity and vitality will likely follow whatever choices you make.
LIMA ZULU: Boldly add it anywhere you squeeze a lime: fish tacos, guac, salsa, curries. On lemon sorbet. And please make Ceasars with it, for the love of all that’s holy.
ROMEO PAPA: If you're looking to add depth to any meal, then look no further. This sauce is deeper than that famous philosopher person you sometimes quote.
GENERAL RULES TO LIVE BY: Each sauce can be mixed with other condiments if you’re into spectacular things. Dip fries or chips into mayo with Lima Zulu. Add Hotel Oscar Tango to BBQ sauce and your life will instantly become more complete. Increased prosperity and vitality will likely follow whatever choices you make.
I used to think FISH tacos were
just tacos with fish in them.
BUY DAMIEN’S SAUCES
The map below - made by real computers - will lead you to one of our mind-blowingly impressive retail partners. Single bottles and the occasional 2-pack can be purchased online through Amazon Prime with all the free shipping. For larger purchases, be bold and email [email protected]
Sell Damien's SAUCES
If you’re interested in selling Damien’s Sauces, you will have our eternal adoration. Or a close approximation of it. Just drop us a note at [email protected]